escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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