im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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