if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
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