i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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