I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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