Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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