Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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