I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I want a musical about memes.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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