its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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