we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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