i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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