he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
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Oh Jesus.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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