my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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