this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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