YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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