he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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