Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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