The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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