This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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