Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
handjob tips. give me some.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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