apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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