Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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