The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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