So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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