Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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