using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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