Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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