Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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