You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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