my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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