So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
third nipple confirmed
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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