it wasn't lemon gatorade
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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