I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
