so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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