i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
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