I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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