i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
?
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Randomize
