yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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