Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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