Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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