HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Randomize
