I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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