I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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