accomplished twins. life is a go
worst night to have a conscience
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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