if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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