Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Its about making memories worth repressing
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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