That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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