i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
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