Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I don't think brook has ever known best
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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