Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Couch. On fire.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
